Servicii funerare – 2 fast 2 funerals

Cand arabii au bani de masini… – When the arabians have money for cars…

اغرب سيارة في العالم في الخليج العربي
(Strangest car in the world in the Arabian Gulf)

و اغرب سيارة بالعالم قوية وين راحة امريكا و اوروبا ههههههه
(And strangest car world strong Win rest of America and Europe Hehehehe)

Basshunter – Now You’re Gone

Basshunter – Now You’re Gone (Lyrics)

Now you’re gone
I realise my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you’re gone
I’ve been waiting here by the phone with your pictures hanging on the wall

Now you’re gone
I realise my love for you was strong
And i miss you here now you’re gone
I’ve been waiting here by the phone with you’re pictures hanging on the wall

Is this the way it’s meant to be?
Only dreaming that you’re missing me
I’m waiting here at home
I’ll be crazy now you’re gone

Cand sare roata de la masina… – When the car looses a wheel…

Masini verzi – Green cars

Cadillac Provoq

The hydrogen fuel-cell-powered Cadillac Provoq concept. GM chairman Bob Lutz said in a press conference that it could cover approximately 300 miles with the six kilograms of compressed hydrogen the Provoq could store on board. A lithium ion battery can pitch in power as needed.

 

Dodge eco-Voyager Side

One of three far-out concepts shown by Dodge at the Detroit show, the eco-Voyager concept would be an electric car running on a lithium ion battery with a hydrogen “range extender” that gives it a total range of 300 miles.

Barbatii la dentist – Men at the Dentist

i want my teeth to hurt me everyday

Bancuri intrebari la Radio Erevan

La Radio Erevan, un tanar ascultator intreaba:
•           Azi ma insor. Puteti sa-mi dati un sfat?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
•           Deja este prea tarziu.

La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
•           De ce Adam si Eva au trait peste 800 de ani, iar astazi omul nu traieste mai mult de 100 de ani ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
•           Deoarece, intre timp, medicina a progresat foarte mult !

La Radio Erevan, un viitor ginere intreaba:
•           Ce este luna de miere  ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
•           Este un concediu, pe care il capata barbatul inainte de a lucra pentru noul sef.

La Radio Erevan, un grup de ascultatori intreaba:
•           De ce in China femeile merg in urma barbatului, iar in America se intampla mai rar lucrul acesta ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
•           In China , cand o femeie merge in urma sotului, inseamna ca-l respecta. In USA , cand o femeie face acelasi lucru,  inseamna ca-l urmareste.

La Radio Erevan, un tanar sot intreaba:
•           Exista sotie ideala ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
•           Desigur ! Este sotia care reuseste sa-si scoata sotul din incurcaturile, pe care nu le-ar fi avut, daca nu era insurat.

Kinder SurPrize – Rasta

Banc cu politisti

Se intilnesc doi politisti intr-un bar.

-Ce bei, il intreaba unul pe celalalt?

Pai, ce bei si tu, nu am pretentii.

-Doua cafele, cere politistul barmanului.

-Da-mi si mie doua, zice celalalt politist

Ce tort sa aleg pentru aniversare – What cake to select for anniversary

 

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