Banc cu marinarul

Un marinar roman coboara intr-un port si se opreste intr-o zona cu multe prostituate. Se duce la o blonda si o intreaba:
– Cat?
– O suta de euro – raspunde blonda.
– Bine dau dar o facem cum vreau eu.
– De cand esti pe mare? intreaba ea
– De patru ani
– Cam mult, zice blonda, du-te mai bine la mulatra aia de pe partea cealalta.
Se duce marinarul la mulatra aceeasi discutie si ea il trimite la o negresa solida. Se inteleg si intra intr-un hotel.
Dupa 5 minute romanul fugea cu izmenele in mana iar negresa cu o bata dupa el.
– Cum a vrut draga? intreaba celelalte doua curioase.
– Pe datorie firar-al dracului.

Kano feat. Craig David – This Is The Girl

Kano feat. Craig David – This Is The Girl (lyrics)
I’m comfortable, it been way more than a month or two
It’s deeper than that I roll with you
So no other chick can’t come close to you
And deep down I know the truth notice you don’t like if I come with you
But chicks wanna hug me in front of you
But I don’t mean to be rude
I won’t find me another one quite like you
I know that we become so close
And I know I’m mostly on tour with girls backstage after the encore
But I’m down for you, look out for you
Try my best to be around for you
And if your still down then I want you to know
That you’re the one I want when I’m gone

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